happy halloween

i will be in st. pete beach with my witches and bitches for the weekend
apparently we are attending a few halloween parties via a limousine
still working on the costume...so far i have a blonde wig,
fake cigarettes that look lit and expel smoke, and fake dog poop

scary thought for the day:
just had to tell an 84 yr. old male patient to keep his pants on
he has been naked from the waist down all morning exposing himself
and giving the staff a hard time about covering up
after our little chat he said "you've either scene it before or had it before"
happy halloweenie

the cat in the hat

ON AGING

i cannot see
i cannot pee
i cannot chew
i cannot screw
oh my god, what can i do?
my memory shrinks
my hearing stinks
no sense of smell
i look like hell
my mood is bad - can you tell?
my body's drooping
have trouble pooping
the golden years
have come at last
the golden years
can kiss my ass

rolling stones

me, meesh, and the newlywed RAYMOND are going to see the rolling stones wednesday night

with no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
you can't say we're satisfied
but angie i still love you baby
everywhere i look i see your eyes
there ain't a woman that comes close to you
come on baby dry your eyes

eagles

my co-worker's husband has a cool "eagles" site with all of his own pictures on it
check out the weekly top ten photos

www.phillyeagles.net

simone

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