the cat in the hat
ON AGING
i cannot see
i cannot pee
i cannot chew
i cannot screw
oh my god, what can i do?
my memory shrinks
my hearing stinks
no sense of smell
i look like hell
my mood is bad - can you tell?
my body's drooping
have trouble pooping
the golden years
have come at last
the golden years
can kiss my ass
posted by cns at 3:21 PM
4 Comments:
I can see how work inspires you now...
you should send that in to Reader's Digest-they'll send you cash for that!
jojo
The "screw" comment might not appeal to R's Digest...still very creative, I guess things are "slow" in the office...........
Is that CNN original material?
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