mr. cab driver

the fugitives in ohio were captured thanks to the cabbie's tip to police
mr. cab driver said his suspicions were aroused when they didn't try to aggressively recruit him after telling him they were amway salespeople

"you know amway people are all about amway, and when they didn't try any conversation further about it, that's when i pretty much thought, well, they're not with amway"

"would you like to try the amway satinique hair care system today?"

i grew up across the street from a cult-like "scamway" distributer couple who were always trying to push products onto my mom
they would bang on our front door with carpet cleaners, buckets, and "new" products and we would turn off the lights and hide (both cars parked out front)
a few years later i started babysitting for the amway couple's infant son and they would pay me in amway products...soaps, cleansers...some were even opened and possibly used
my mom would send me back to their home for "cash only" which i wasn't assertive enough to request so i would ask to "exchange" my products
i would end up coming home with burgandy nailpolish from amway's new "artistry" line
they kept calling me to babysit during their "amway product-based business meetings"
i resigned and moved on to a very lucrative babysitting job across the street and got paid in lots of cash, wknds in longport nj, trips to st. thomas, and...marijuana