Wednesday, July 27, 2005

my birthday

my florida girls are taking me to key west for my birthday celebration
august 25 thru august 29
it's 12 degrees cooler there
i will be around for gifts and parties on my actual birthday august 18

willy's wonka



i took cacie to see charlie and the chocolate factory
she really enjoyed it and was giggling under her hoodie jacket
i was disappointed and thought the casting was poor
not a good idea to cast johnny depp (he excites me like jesse)
as the odd, unusual and quirky willy wonka
he looked like edward scissor-hand and sounded like michael jackson
they should have casted someone strange and eccentric like maybe christopher walkin or one of those freaky dudes from reservoir dogs...harvey keitel or steve buscemi
the music was annoying and my girl veruca salt got attacked by squirrels!
they could have been more creative with the chocolate factory
the first scene looked so outdated with fake, plastic mushrooms....like "it's a small world" in disney world
thumbs down on oompa loompas...which was played by one dude deep throat i mean deep roy who was paid like a million bucks....
he looked like my landscaper and didn't fit in with pink lollypops, fluffy cotton candy, and milk chocolate streams
no need to see it on big screen...wait for a 99 cent hollywood video coupon

Monday, July 18, 2005

jesse james



WHATEVER...
have a happy life with sandra bullock
i'm taking your coffee table book off my coffee table
don't call or stop by

Thursday, July 14, 2005

logan brooks nelson




logan is having fun in the sun this summer at the pool
he is a fellow leo and turns 1 august 16
logan likes bananas (b-a-n-a-n-a-s) and grilled cheese (velveeta is a turberville favorite)
he's driving a little tikes vehicle for now but in 15 years he should be cruisin in a brand new corvette

Sunday, July 10, 2005

everybody hurts




not sure what the metallic blue mask represents but i hope michael has the chanel make-up remover
put in 5 hours on couch saturday watching live 8
mtv did a nice job a week later...no commercials or chatty correspondents
coldplay was great...love that chris martin
madonna, paul mccartney, linkin park, mariah carey NOT...she is disgusting
i felt bad for those little african boys she was pushing around
still haven't seen annie lennox perform my favorite tune "why"
got my souvenir rail pass on the fridge from philly live 8

hey chuck...my links and previous posts are back uP