sports

watched sports all day sunday with my mom on the big new hd tv
at noon my mom says "i gotta get ready for A.I."
we grabbed some ice cold cokes, pumpernickle pretzels and hit the recliners
sixers/detroit playoff game came on at 1pm
the sixers lost in OT to detroit...it was a pretty exciting game but my mom says detroit is the better team
we also had the nascar race on
sony's "twin view" feature enabled us to watch both events
the nascar rage puzzles me...the biggest sporting event?
there is no ball
why don't they have a ball that u gotta throw into the other guys car
or fasten balloons to their bumpers...the car with balloons at the end wins
117 laps of what? gazing at campers
how hammered are those spectators after 117 laps
earnhardt jr "bump drafted" a car at 190mph and caused 25-car accident so i think he's in trouble

mom and i decided that my dad needs a beeper/buzzer around his waist so we can zap him when we need a coke refill, pretzels or m&m's...he was outside and we were fully reclined and helpless