Thursday, December 27, 2007

a break from the happiness and the sappiness...

my new co-worker ann is a hoot and discovered this texas website that i can't link up to and nobody will help so i have to copy and paste....G O S H

it lists dudes on death row and what their last meal was...

Execution Link Last Name First Name TDCJ Number Date Final Meal Request

301 Offender Information Colburn James 999169 03/26/2003 Mexican Lunch: tortillas, tacos, burritos, Spanish rice, cheese dips, chips, six Cokes, and chocolate cake

300 Offender Information Clay Keith 999238 03/20/2003 Four pieces of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, two pints of ice cream, one bacon cheeseburger, and two vanilla Cokes

299 Offender Information Cook Bobby 999094 03/11/2003 Double meat cheeseburger (with jalapenos and trimmings on the side), vanilla malt, French fries, onion rings, ketchup, hot picante sauce, vanilla ice cream, two Cokes, two Dr. Peppers, and a chicken fried steak sandwich with cheese pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, and salad dressing

298 Offender Information Williams Richard 999251 02/25/2003 Two chili cheese dogs, two cheeseburgers, two orders of onion rings with French dressing, turkey salad with French fries, chocolate cake, apple pie, butter pecan ice cream, egg rolls, one peach, three Dr. Peppers, jalapeno peppers, ketchup, and mayonnaise

297 Offender Information Dunn, Jr. Henry 999165 02/06/2003 Cheeseburger (extra cheese, pickles, onion, lettuce, and salad dressing), tray of French fries, bottle of ketchup, 25 breaded fried shrimp, four cans of pineapple juice, two banana splits, bottle of Hershey's syrup, and one jar of apple butter jam

296 Offender Information Elliott John 861 02/04/2003 One cup of hot tea (from tea bags) and six chocolate chip cookies

295 Offender Information Riddle Granville 965 01/30/2003 Steak, baked potato, cherry cheesecake, salad, blue cheese dressing, rolls, Coke, coffee, strawberries, and oranges

294 Offender Information Dinkins Richard 999022 01/29/2003 Liver and onions, two double meat hamburgers with bacon and mayonnaise, two orders of French fries, vanilla ice cream, two Dr. Peppers, salad with ranch dressing, and M&M's

293 Offender Information Curry Alva 999080 01/28/2003 Chicken fried steak, country gravy, hot buttered corn, mashed potatoes, hot buttered rolls, hot apple pie, vanilla ice cream, tea

292 Offender Information Lookingbill Robert 990 01/22/2003 Fried chicken, French fries, iced tea, apple pie, jalapenos, garlic bread, and vanilla ice cream

291 Offender Information Baltazar John 999257 01/15/2003 Cool Whip and cherries

290 Offender Information Gallamore Samuel 999090 01/14/2003 None

289 Offender Information Collier James 999190 12/11/2002 Thirty jumbo shrimp, cocktail sauce, baked potato, French fries, ketchup, butter, one t-bone steak, one chocolate malt, one gallon of vanilla ice cream, and three cans of Big Red

288 Offender Information Rojas Leonard 999194 12/04/2002 One whole fried chicken (extra crispy), salad with Thousand Island dressing, French toast, two diet Cokes, one apple pie, and French fries

287 Offender Information Chappell William 960 11/20/2002 Same meal that is served to all other offenders in the main dining room

286 Offender Information Ogan Craig 979 11/19/2002 None

285 Offender Information Powell James 999001 10/01/2002 One pot of coffee

284 Offender Information King Calvin 999152 09/25/2002 Half of a fried chicken (cooked in garlic powder and red pepper), French fries, one Dr. Pepper, and hot sauce

283 Offender Information Mays Rex 999172 09/24/2002 Six scrambled eggs with shredded cheese, cream gravy, hash browns, pan sausage, orange juice, and milk

282 Offender Information Shamburg Ron 999167 09/18/2002 Nachos with chili and cheese, one bowl of sliced jalapenos, one bowl of picante sauce, two large onions (sliced and grilled), tacos (with fresh tomatoes, lettuce, and cheese), and toasted corn tortilla shells

281 Offender Information Patrick Jessie 975 09/17/2002 None

280 Offender Information Walker Tony 999082 09/10/2002 French fries, five pieces of fried chicken, and three Dr. Peppers

279 Offender Information Patterson Toronto 999178 08/28/2002 Six pieces of crispy fried chicken, four jalapeno peppers, four buttered buttermilk biscuits, chef salad (with bacon bits, black olives, ham, and Italian dressing), six Sprites, and white cake with white icing


we can play a little game here...what would you have?

this is what i would have:
2 soft chicken tacos
1 hard beef taco
4 nathan's hotdogs with spicy mustard
stouffer's chipped beef
herr's salt and vinegar chippies
coke classic
2% milk

this is what ann would have:
hot open face turkey sandwich with fake yellow diner gravy
relish tray
iced tea sweetened with sweet n low and heavy on the lemon
pineapple

5 Comments:

Blogger akjn westside said...

Jojo's last meal:
1 gyro w/fries
Roast lamb and potatoes (Greek style)
Caesar salad (extra croutons)
Chicken Tikki Masala w/Basmati Rice
Garlic Naan
1 box Kraft Mac N Cheese
1 bag Snyders pretzel rods
1 bag strawberry Twizzlers
1 bag Jelly Belly sours
6 pack of Coke
6 pack Perrier

8:58 PM  
Blogger PokerPro said...

I'm still working on my list, but my question is why the hell would you use sweet-n-low in the last iced tea you are ever going to drink?

11:54 AM  
Blogger akjn westside said...

what's up with all the jalepenos?

11:45 PM  
Blogger cns said...

i think they want to poop their pants and leave a mess for the prison people to clean up

9:36 AM  
Blogger PokerPro said...

OK, here goes:
2 Large Apollo Pizzas, well done
18" Pinochio's Cheesesteak w/ ketchup and mustard
1 Gyro (also from Apollo)
Lobster Thermidore
36 oz Gotham Steak from Old Homestead
Garlic Mashed potatos
Creme Brulee
Baked Alaska w/ chocolate ice cream
2 coconut macaroons
2 wawa chili-cheese dogs
64 oz Gatorade
1 Zagnut candy bar
6 collossal cocktail shrimp
1 dozen oysters on the half shell
1 Dr. Pepper
1 Cherry Coke
1 Vanilla Coke
6 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
1 Royal Riviera Pear
24 Buffalo Wings w/ dave's insanity sauce
Toasted triple decker peanut butter, jelly and banana sandwich
coffee with sweet-n-low and skim milk (just kidding)

11:12 AM  

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