willy
i got to spend some time with my favorite resident today
our conversation went something like this:
c: hey willy, how are you doing today?
w: fine, how are you?
c: i like your shirt
w: ferde (nursing asst.) got it for me in vegas
c: that was nice of him
w: yeah everyone thinks he's a fairy but he's not...he just has a lot of male friends
w: he also bought me 18 slot machines
c: really
w: i'm selling them
c: really
w: i can set them the way i want to
w: i'm a mechanic
c: can i buy one that's gonna hit the jackpot
w: (smile)
w: i'm going to bed with her tonight (pointing to margot across the hall)
c: really
w: it's cold...we're gonna snuggle
c: really
w: she takes good care of me...she puts the ballgame on for me after work and makes me dinner
c: that's nice
w: my mother doesn't like her
c: why not?
w: she's not jewish
w: i'll keep her away from my mother
c: ok...
w: i am a custom framer
c: really
w: i did some work for the queen...what the hell is her name...
c: wow willy...you're very talented and artistic
w: i'm a pilot
w: i have money stashed in hawaii
our conversation went something like this:
c: hey willy, how are you doing today?
w: fine, how are you?
c: i like your shirt
w: ferde (nursing asst.) got it for me in vegas
c: that was nice of him
w: yeah everyone thinks he's a fairy but he's not...he just has a lot of male friends
w: he also bought me 18 slot machines
c: really
w: i'm selling them
c: really
w: i can set them the way i want to
w: i'm a mechanic
c: can i buy one that's gonna hit the jackpot
w: (smile)
w: i'm going to bed with her tonight (pointing to margot across the hall)
c: really
w: it's cold...we're gonna snuggle
c: really
w: she takes good care of me...she puts the ballgame on for me after work and makes me dinner
c: that's nice
w: my mother doesn't like her
c: why not?
w: she's not jewish
w: i'll keep her away from my mother
c: ok...
w: i am a custom framer
c: really
w: i did some work for the queen...what the hell is her name...
c: wow willy...you're very talented and artistic
w: i'm a pilot
w: i have money stashed in hawaii
posted by cns at 12:02 PM
3 Comments:
I love Willie!
Did he get to snuggle with Margot?
LOL
sounds like CNN may have found a man with as active imagination as her. Go Cnn.
Obviously you never saw the movie BIG FISH did you?
How old is Willy? 80? The problem is you think that everything he is saying is a lie, and I wouldn't be to quick to dismiss as such.
A man could write a pretty interesting story for himself in 80 years if he was so inclined...
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