happy birthday janny
today was my co-worker's 50th bday
we sabatoged her office with obnoxious party city decorations
there were signs plastered everywhere throughout the facility including the bathroom, on the coke machine, and along buck lane in haverford township
someone unfolded a rolling walker, put her name on it and parked it next to her desk
another person wrote her a prescription for aricept (tid)
AND somebody put this red/purple hat in your 50's magnet thing on her lexus
the nicer colleagues gave tulips, pastries, pins, and cards
we had a fun day and my 50 year old pal is holding up pretty well
i couldn't help to ponder about my whereabouts when i'm 50 and all of a sudden things shot thru my mind...
where am i gonna be living
working
am i gonna be a mother
am i still gonna have simone
how much money am i gonna have
do i still travel with the florida girls
do i take my clothes off in key west
are my parents still living
are my friends and siblings healthy
am i happy
posted by cns at 8:44 PM
13 Comments:
you're most likely naked. in Key West. broke. travel occasionally with Simone's ashes. working at mallory square doing drinking tricks. luxuriously happy no doubt.
you and Simone will be living with us in Germany, and the girls trips will then be to Majorca-that's something to look forward to!
Naked, sunburned, on the beach, impregnated as a surrogate mother and welching off the wealthy but infertile couple who hired you. Hopefully happy, though!
drinking tricks!
impregnated!
thanks for the high hopes pinf and pp
my friend bob had some kind words:
Oh, and you'll be fine. Whether any of that stuff happens or not is
irrelevant. You're a great person, and you'll be in a good spot.
Well that was certainly implied CNN!
You and Dena will become lesbian lovers, M&D will adopt Boo-Boo-Kitty and you'll live in St. Pete.
Naked, lesbian, Key West, Germany, naked, bars, pregnant, Spain, naked, wow....Chuck is eating his heart out...this is juicy stuff, the likes of which I only used to find on MofC(defunct)....You're really doing that #1 spot proud.
Chuck who?
Let's build on this indeed, CNN. Perhaps at 50 you will be living in Leiden, very UNpregnant, and breaking the hearts of so many 20 something Euro-males who worship the ground upon which you trod.
Or maybe you'll be in Costa Rica, living like a princess in a waterfront compound on the edge of the then thriving port city of Cahuita. Gracefully aging in the original structure that you purchased 14 years earlier for a song; your subsequent and immediate financial windfall upon the discovery of precious metals on the property keeps the tan and buff local suitors lapping at your sisal door.
Or maybe you'll be holding court daily behind the customer service counter at Deals, beating back the daily solicitations from the frustrated stockboys from Bill Battey's.
Regardless, I look forward to reading the details over the next 14 years.
Mr. Peck the sushi chef of the English language...his words cut precise,concise, and deliciously-- yet oh so delicately.
You may have a new star to manage if CNN keeps up this new found vigor the #1 spot on PinF has afforded her. Who knew our next (mis)adventure was waiting in the wings all this time? Time will tell........
You're gonna go to Key West and be a dominatrix. I can see you and Simone now -- dressed in leather and stilettos with a cat-o-nine-tails and Scary Cat Simone at your side snarling and hissing at your lovers. I'll be the old lady on the stool in front of the Bull passing out 2 for 1 drink coupons.
new idea...we'll bu one of those super sweet condos on the Vegas Strip, and you and I will be madames-open our own hooker haven for all of the guys...we do any of the "work", just the books...ak can become a poker dude with Tim...Mark can come and we'll put bananas in his bed, too!
I don't know where these comments are going, but I propose that if CNN is still single at 50 that one of us agrees to marry her. You know the story...meet her at the top of the Empire State Building, Valentines Day 2019...
Ok PP since you're the "gambling" man...we elect you. I like the idea...CNN/PP Blog. go with it.....You have PinF's blessings....
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